Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i came on her dog
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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