just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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