Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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