her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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