hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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