if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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