are you still at the devil's house?
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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