We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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