Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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