this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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