YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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