so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just had sex on a roof
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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