i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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