this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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