Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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