I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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