i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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