It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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