Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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