I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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