marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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