Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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