Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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