I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I need water and some morals
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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