Buhtt sex?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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