Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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