if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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