Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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