we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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