Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
PANTIES FOUND
Come on in and take your pants off
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