If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
