Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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