your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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