Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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