I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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