its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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