i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Oh god it's open bar.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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