sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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