Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
