there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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