there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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