I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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