She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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