is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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