It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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