WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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