Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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