if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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