Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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