all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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