If i come over, it means nothing
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
COCAINE IS GR8
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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