foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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