We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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